I don't care where my tongue is but i t's going to be in all the pictures.
Just found out my drug dealer is also a porn star. It's a good day.
come in to starbucks and ill make you a 4loko latte before theyre banned
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
You're like my zumba instructor for alcoholism right now
it wasn't until he got that douchey haircut that i started regretting sleeping with him
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
HES DOING PULLUPS BE STILL MY BEATING HEART
Dear lord though. So much glitter. It's just a big gay explosion and all of my whore muscles hurt.
Nah it's alright, I'll just ride cock all the way to hell
Sadly my Summer of Cocks is coming to an end
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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