im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
at wine tasting. Can i cleanse my Palate with a frito?
I can always tell I missed tequila night based on the hickeys on your neck man. Fucking call me.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
I know it's super late on a work night, but can you drop by and bend me over my new motorcycle? I have tequila and tacos...
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