Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
Are they hot? And are the slutty? These are my concerns for any wedding. You say yes, and yes, I will be your best man
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
Someone shattered a urinal.
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
I feel like the devil is trying to impregnate me through my eyeballs.
After fooling around at the hotel til dawn, I managed to feed her with my free buffet passes. Tastes like sweet victory.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
Well I just masturbated while reading a recipe for Alfredo sauce so I guess you could say I’m growing up
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