Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
You coulda licked the floor this morning and got drunk.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
idk wtf was in that bud but I was talking to my dead dog last night bro holy shit
as a side note pls kill me
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
Randomize
