He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I'm pretty sure there was a language barrier but he knew what "harder" meant.
It's been two weeks and I still have carpet burns on my knees. Well done.
Sometimes I send them texts like "I want to make you cry and lick up your tears" just to fuck with them. And THAT is how you get rid of a Stage 5 clinger.
Im sorry for drunkenly throwing your phone into the ocean. At the time it seemed like a good way for you not to text him
I think i just fucked the same guy a second time without realizing it....does that make me a good whore or a bad whore???
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
He asked me not to hook up with anyone else because it would hurt his feelings.. while his arm was around his pregnant girlfriend.
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
My house exploded and with it all my pot went up in smoke.
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