How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
I just got hard thinking about a crunch wrap. Im done
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
She told me to act like the hulk during sex. Shit got 9 different shades of weird
The air was thick with penises
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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