we have pet lesbian snakes
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
My arms are still sore. Apparently, lube wrestling is the best workout ever.
We passed out in his car so I had to find a way to inconspiciously make my walk of shame back inside to go get my shit. To make things more difficult I had no pants and the whole neighborhood was awake
Im breaking out the trunk vodka tonight, its been aged to perfection.
I see you met someone special
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
I chatted up the pastor's son on Grindr during the service. Still ridiculing my decision to go to church this morning?
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
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