So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
Second night spent with creepy guy. I either need to change his nickname or stop doing this.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
I'm giving you an age limit on the people you're allowed to hit on at steak n shake at 3 am. I can't see straight and I want a cheeseburger. You want dick. I'm sure we can't order at least one of those. But maybe.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
It was inevitable. It was like I was a caterpillar and now I'm a drunk and high butterfly
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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