So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I showed my boss the "She Wolf" video. He sent it to all his friends and told me to make us martinis...thanks Shakira and keep it up
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
We power houred with shots of red wine. Somehow we ended up with 7 bottles and lost Chris. Trying to find him this hungover is proving very unsuccessful.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
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