Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
I opened my eyes this morning, looked at the sunlight and made this hangover my bitch.
Opening beer with my teeth is getting easier the drunker I become.
It turns out my teeth are bleeding.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
He was smart enough to bring a condom to our study date so I mean I'm sure he'll do fine on the test
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Can I drink yet?
It's Monday morning.
Your point?
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
Randomize
