Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
I just walked by a party bus on my way to study. God hates me.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
your dad made us margaritas and breakfast on the morning. I think it's safe to say he relives his glory days through us
i think we should start charging the bum that sleeps on our porch rent..
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
I'm just going to have crazy good sex with him until one of us developed feelings that works in the movies right?
I got to my internship late... with a bag of chipotle and sex hair.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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