Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I really want to lead this Amish guy into temptation
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
I'd let you fuck my husband in the future, that's how much I love you
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
As you were leaving you yelled at the owners that the stairs weren't suitable for "intoxacapated" people and promptly fell down them.
So I WAS right.
Liz Cheney wasn’t exactly on my list of women I expected to be saying “YAS QUEEN” for in 2021 but here we are
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