the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
still wasted. at home depot . just threw up in one of the demo showers. not okay.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Bro if you were a bird I would puke in your mouth right now
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I think I just figured out how to make weed tea in the coffeemaker.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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