Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
She guessed my name 9 times, and 5 of those times she guessed Mike. Figured that'd be an easy target for the night.
I take back everything I said about communal showers
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
He yelled out my full name in bed...I felt like I was being scolded.
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
Then I did coke with my taxi driver where he then ended up paying me for the drive. You should try being a girl sometime it's super sick.
who knew rolling through the dorm on a scooter in footie pajamas would attract so many guys. he said i'm his soulmate.
Randomize
