I'm eating all of the evidence.
When you told me you were coming to my show, I didn't know you were bringing Satan and Brokeback Mountain with you.
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
Taking care of a girl who just peed on my floor so tonight is not a good night for sex
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
No I did a yoga dvd and hit my ex up via email for some pot in exchange for his mail.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
Randomize
