I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
he made a bon jovi sex playlist and started crying when "i'll be there" came on... how was your night?
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I bet you my entire life savings of $0 that there's a Doctor Who porn parody and that it features the sonic screwdriver being inserted into some cavities
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
