called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
why is allison so mad at me??
me and her walked into dans and you yelled "hello my dear alli, you're looking mighty overweight today!".
crap..
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
I made out with a guy because he was sitting on my coat...
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
all i know is there's a picture on my phone of him wearing my purple sweatpants and licking the bottom of my foot.
PENIS EMOJIS WOULD MAKE MY LIFE SO MUCH EASIER GAH WHY DOES THE WORLD HATE ME
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I’m inviting a few of my favorite manwhores to a pool party. Bring booze and wear your banana hammock so Amy can see what I’m always talking about
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