Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You took all of my sister's dolls and threw them out the window and then you started talking to her etcha sketch and mr. potato head. I later found you passed out in front of Toy Story and it all made sense.
I have left a significant number of teethmarks in my prhone. My mouth tastes like tequila and cheddar. Tomorrow already feels fun.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Just so we're clear, that's a yes to the honey, but if you get marshmallow fluff anywhere near my body we are never doing this again
A guy with the name Pootie Tang winked st me and a guy that doesn't speak English messaged me. These are my choices?
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Would you still love me and fuck me doggie style if I had a dinosaur tramp stamp?
FYI the blow job was for papa johns pizza
I regret 8000% nothing
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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