You know it's time to leave Spain when you are back and forth between Skype and a Spanish dictionary trying to figure out out to say "I can still smell you on my skin."
she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
i wish there was a 'silent except for booty calls' volume level on my phone
vagina is talking i cant
I made $300 today by selling pizza @ $4 a slice to nerds who refuse to leave the library. God I love finals time
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
Oh, I forgot to ask if u have any idea what happened to the back of my ear and if u were present when I almost fell off the roof...
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
he fell asleep like an hour after we got to the beach, he deserved that penis shaped sunburn.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
Can't talk, ducks in the car
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
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