i permit you to call me
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
no its okay don't call 911, she's alive. just stopped by her house and banged on her door. she said she turned her phone off because she "had to be alone with her shame and embarassment". typical.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
Almost made out with Amanda but I told her "I'm in a committed fake lesbian relationship with Laura. I can't."
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
He asked me to fly out to Seattle to participate in a week of marathon sex so I'm at the airport now. I'll call you when I get back.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
i wish i could say that was the first 40 year old woman from the circus I nailed
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