Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
Just pulled a muscle trying to take a naked pic. I think it's time to start working out again.
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
He's saved in my phone as 'MURICA. I think it's safe to say I'm not exactly taking him seriously.
We should. Taco Bell definitely gives me the shits though.
It's girls night. No shame, just febreeze
I lost my bar virginty and made out with a dwarf. It was a good night
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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