dude i woke up laying next to some guy. i dont have my bra or his name. he has a nice tv though.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
Who would have guessed that on my moms birthday she'd have sex with the door open. :(
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Either I need to stop bringing you back to my apt or I need to stop buying ikea furniture
Besides the whole peeing blood for a week thing, it was the best sex of my life.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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