Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Dunno yet. Probably just gonna play the s.t.d. russian roulette game with random bartenders at the beach again. Same 'ol same 'ol
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Yeah then you killed that bottle of Bacardi in under 20 minutes. So much for being an organ donor.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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