what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
im about as happy as oj after his trial
Mom found my vibrator. all the said was 'wow, I've never seen one like this before.'
we don't live in the stone age anymore, mom
Want to get naked in Baltimore this weekend?
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
Part of me was thinking I should go old school and get a chasity belt before the semester starts. Really lock that shit down. But then I thought, fuck that. I'm going to hit that campus like an f5 whorenado
Hahaha I don't remember taking it away. But no one should have a sledgehammer at a party. NO ONE.
We decided it was acceptable to walk out of class on a quest for Doritos. That high.
Someone I just met told me they were going to name their kid after me. Daylight savings is weird.
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
You were carrying a 6 ft lamp that we stole on your back yelling "OHANA MEANS FAMILY AND FAMILY MEANS NOBODY GETS LEFT BEHIND"
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
Would it kill us to punctuate. That last text took me 5 min to read
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
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