That's kind of creepy but I guess since I'm wearing your dad's pants nothing is off limits anymore
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
For both our sake, we've decided to ban watching combat sports before sex
Wait I can't come yet Mr. Brightside is playing
ok i defs just took my shirt off in the middle of a frat party though so keep me updated
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