Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
My friend just ordered a beer and poured it on the floor in celebration of open bar night
i DID try to find you last night. i asked where you were and you texted me the letter "e" and a picture of the dark.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
Do you think it's illegal to work at a bar if you're on probation for a DUI? I need a night job where I can meet men.
He may only be 25% black, but after that sexual experience I am 100% never going back.
You got into a heated argument about Frankenstein's intelligence while double fisting burritos from taco bell.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
"keg stand!" on a roof abruptly turned into "call the medics"
His nipple licking is glorious
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