i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
No we didn't have sex. I got my period on his finger.
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
hey you knew what you were in for when i showed up with 2 fifths of Jim. plus i left money to pay for a new sink
I literally used, "MY VAGINA IS TOO FANTASTIC FOR HIM TO STAY GAY" as a valid argument for attempting to fuck my gay friend.
As a 47 yo who just boned a 22 yo, it was definitely a walk of pride. She is a major feather in my aging cap.
Pain in my heart, regret in my vagina
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
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