all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
There was this creepy guy on the bus. So I puffed out my stomach & began so hold my stomach like I was preggers.
I just woke up with a girl who has left and right tattoed on her wrists. In french. I may need to stop drinking.
nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
You took motorboating me in public to a whole new level. You poured your beer down my top and LAPPED IT UP.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
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