Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
i want to cheat with him just to show his girlfriend what a terrible person he is.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
But you can still look for dick after you find Jesus.
He's talking about how great of a find these dollar store condoms were. Help.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I shaved an Xmas tree into my junk.... I placed your present underneath.
My FitBit tracked the calories I burned during sex. Hello 2015!
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
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