gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I hate when people I sell to add me on Facebook. I'm your dealer, not your friend, C'mon people.
maddie and i have invented a community puke bowl. explanation later
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
You know, you have a good excuse now if you have a poor performance. Just say "what do you expect? I took a paintball to the DICK!!"
It's 6 am, I'm drunk, and celebrating the end of finals.Go ahead and ask me where I am...if you guessed a McDonald's playpen then you are correct. Badabababa I'm loving it
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
Stoner thoughts are the only thoughts I want to have now.
Can't talk, I'm icing "sorry I barfed on your couch" onto a cookie cake
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