It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
He should be on Bizare Foods after who he ate last night
i have a dinosaur tramp stamp
i have a bunch of little boys around me trying to hit on me
dont be selfish, show some boob
My mom just walked in on me and my girlfriend about to have sex. All she said was "You're lookin like a fool with your pants on the ground.."
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Some guy is walking around the bar with his dick out. Health code violation?
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
I really don't want to get drunk alone tonight. Like, I'll do it, but I won't enjoy it.
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