Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
I would like you to know I am eating your apology chocolate, which means i forgive you for puking everywhere before formal
Holy. Fuck. This mans mouth is magical. I love married men. I don't have to teach them.
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
When we became besties with benefits we agreed I could still get dick
I didn't think I'd have to specify "not my Dad"
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
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