He has such a weird drunk-voice.
dude, he's deaf.
Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Dude, I'm pretty sure I slept with my TA's girlfriend
He showed up at my apartment drunk with a telescope wanting me to look at the "blown up star" in -24 degree weather, claiming "it's in the name if science"
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
It was bitter sweet because I woke him up with sex but then I peed in his bed with him in it
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
there is another microwave in the elevator.
He was gone when I woke up. But he left skid marks on my sheets and our unopened bottle of Titos is missing
New Rule: No more sleepovers with guys we met on Reddit
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