he bonged a 1/5 of jack and came back an hour later blacked out with a legitimate chicago firemans helmet
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
I think I'm gonna quit partying for awhile. Piercing my own nose is where I draw the line.
Her idea of a bathing suit is... well.. she might not actually even know what one is. I've only ever seen her in a pool drunk and fully clothed or attempting to get into a pool but tripping over her pants which are at her ankles. Drunk.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I just realized my new apartment is at the corner of Patrick Henry and Mary Jane.
Give me weed or give me death?
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
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