if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
Nothing ruins a good sext like too many emoticons
I think it was our ex-neighbor Mike. He leaves Taco Bell outside our door a lot
He'll drop off his extra tacos at our place bc he's super high when he orders & can't eat them all
I'm more concerned with the fact that he was UNconcerned that live poultry could peck him in the nutsack @ any moment of sex
So I found "Fat chicks in saran wrap" in my search history.
That's all you talk about when you are wasted.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Remember that time I tried to pierce your nipples while high... it's like that, only with more blood... and less nipples
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
Steve brought 6 joints and 2 bottles of makers mark, Josh shat himself in the pool, and Amy blew me. Hope that extra 3 dollars an hour for working overnights is still worth it.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
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