if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
roommate just walked in on us. two and a half times. the half, she just knocked, sighed, and walked away.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
Yeah.i
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
Single person behavior: I wanted a cookie but was too lazy to make or go buy any, so I let cookie dough ice cream melt and ate all the chunks. Pantsless.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
As I type I'm climbing my cousins swingset so I can take a nap inside the slide. Fuck this hangover. I always win.
Our apt smells like hot shit marinated in oregano and cumin. No more taco truck dinner, fuck face. The wall paper is peeling.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
We will just distract him with tacos and porn.
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
Randomize
