Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
you told me your penis was albino and it couldnt be exposed to light so you needed to keep it in me
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Yeah, it kinda sucks. But it was fun while it lasted. And honestly, his penis is way too big for my life.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Someone broke into my car last night. Didn't take anything, even left the beer in my backseat. They need to get their priorities straight, obviously.
found my cat trying to steal a lighter to hide away for himself. cat what are you doing. don't pocket my lighter.
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