have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
so my phone autocorrects 'retard' to 'retaaahd'. i LOVE being a masshole!
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Although I would ideally cut back on smoking weed, imagine what getting high and looking for our spirit animals would be like
There's something very strange about masturbating in a hotel room. I feel like I'm cheating on my room...
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
last night you made out with a 19 year old on a bar and i woke up with a swede in my bed. lets just say that never happened.
how do you say “i know we haven’t hung out in a month, but i gave myself an amazing orgasm to your picture the other day” without coming on too strong
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