well i just puked at a family gathering so i can cross that off the bucket list
you would have Pina Colada flavored saliva.
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
he told me not to treat him like a child and then started peeing off the trampoline
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
Well the good news is my "i'm an adult" dinner party went well, they all brought wine and complimented my cooking abilities. the bad news is i woke up with the leftovers in my bed/on my face
On a separate but also a very relevant note, can we practice drinking wine like real people?
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date. I will not get drunk on our first date.
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
Some guy walking down the sidewalk just looked at me and said "hey it's the world champ". How drunk was I on Friday...?
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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