Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
I made Mark strip for me and do a stripper dance. I put 2 dollars in his mouth
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
Was that you I seen riding on the top of a cab? Way to start the new year
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
VOOOODKA VOOODKA WE PLEDGE OUR LOVE TO THEEEE VODKAAAA VODKAAAA SAVIOR OF LIBERTYYYY
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
Dude I bought tampons with cardboard applicators by accident and now I know my vagina hates the 1960s
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
I can tell that I'm high when listening to celine dion becomes such a life changing experience
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