this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
To make up for the snow days we missed he's making us write a paper on alcoholism. It's like he knows.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
i dont care if i had to wear a dress to fuck her, she was super hot and i stand by my decision
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
The way I see it, everyone on campus has a fake, but I'm the only person who actually makes beer in their dorm.
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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