508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I saw a chick at 8 am this morning walking back to my dorm wearing wings... I'm kind of jealous.
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
He sent me a pic of his Junk. He said it was a Brett Farve valentine.
I have a date tonight... Like a real date... Not the kind where you just go over to his house and have sex and then never speak again.
i just feel like the statute of limitations for admitting i plowed through her car last night was up a couple hours ago
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
That time we were having sex when you were super drunk, I kept yelling out, "Oh God," and you said, "You're going to need him after this." Idk why I suddenly thought of that.
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
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