we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
I just watched a guy pee from a second floor window onto the line of 100 people waiting to get in.
Life lesson today, a six foot hot guy I meet at a party CANNOT fit on my bike with me.
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
Its not gay if you're best friends and there's less than an inch of dick in the picture. That's where the line is drawn
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I just had to pick up my "let's drink and make bad choices" hat, my banana suit and beer pong table from work. Until just then I couldn't figure out why I got fired.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I thought I was drunk because I kept grabbing his arm instead of his dick
But then I realized it wasn’t his arm and that I was very lucky
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