VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
You need a sexual gate keeper
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Unfortunately i'm awake, hungover, and covered in something I'm pretty sure is Easy Cheese. Send help.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Nah, we’re just sitting around talking about different kinds of boners
Randomize
