I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
we didnt fuck last night. again. seriously, his place is like where dreams go to die.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
i feel we're the only people who'd use nyquil sexually
Who knows? Maybe we can sing afternoon delight into each other's genitals.
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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