Yah man, that place is surreal
Man, I'm from Tennessee. What the fuck is surreal?
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
I like how washing the beer bong is now a regular part of washing the dishes.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
he made his penis look like a sprinkler when he was coming. it was pretty cool actually.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I asked her how many times she came and she said "Oh god I can't count that high, Rutgers doesn't teach us that."
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I asked him to sing a song so he couldn't hear me throwing up as he was holding my hair
Have you ever got so drunk that you tasted the future?
Two of us got arrested. Gonna be delayed a bit. Save me a burger.
I’ll call you later. There’s a jilted trophy wife looking for a revenge fuck at my door
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