he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
got so drunk i was kicked out of my own birthday party and tried taking a bottle of vodka with me
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
If a cougar buys you pizza and wants to show you her newly-won house, you have sex with her. It's the law. Just being all the man I can be dude
i stood outside in the bushes for thirty minutes. Do you know how many drunk guys pee in bushes at 2 am?
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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