if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
You know you hit rock bottom when you make out with a guy named after a cereal.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
Getting sick, pulled the filter off a camel crush and rolled it into my joint to clear my sinuses. If there were stoner awards, I'd receive one.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
OMG I WAS JUST THINKING ABOUT HOW OUR FRIENDSHIP IS SO REAL BECAUSE I SHOW YOU DICK PICS AND WE LAUGH TOGETHER.
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I made him leave to get me chicken nuggets so I could have sex with his roommate
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
I've got a surprise in the fridge when you get back.
Is it a puppy?
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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