I think I am morally bankrupt
Microwaved placenta is very unpleasant.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
I always figured rock bottom would've involved more hookers
Way to high for badminton right now. This is gonna be a shitshow.
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
I can't tell if the dead thing in the yard is a deer or the guy I slept with last night...
We were high as balls fucking in the back seat when we saw the blue lights. He's like, "I got this" and walked over butt ass naked and goes, "Sorry dude, we're just banging" and the cop apologized for disturbing us and drove off.
I have 3 bottles of vodka in my room telling me not to go to work tomorrow.
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
One day no one will want to send me dick pics so by all means keep 'em coming
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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