I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Made out with some random "plus sized" young lady. She let me kiss her boobies. It was like I was 6 months old again.
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Just listened to a full Christian rock song, loved it,listened to the dj send a prayer to a 4th grader who was having a tough year and realized I'm high as fuk
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
You know you turned your life around when your drunk eating salad at 3 am on a Friday night
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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