So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
you know you go to a catholic school when you are rollin a joint with matthew 14:1-12
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
I give you the lube, you make me the mac and cheese, that's a pretty fair deal I think.
Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
Remember the bouncer that knocked out Dave and Sam? Apparently his day job is a florist. Uppercut and fresh cut in one package.
I would pay to watch a Bravo special of you getting Botox.
Had to sacrifice my vibrator batteries to the thermostat gods. I had a dirty dream and also almost a heat stroke.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Why did I not realize how important my fridge was till I was drunk. It keeps all my food cold its like my own cold box
Officially hit an ultimate low today. I was so hung-over I threw up on the ground in front of the jousting display in the London tower. But on a positive note, Brits are very understanding when you vomit on their history.
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