The jonas brothers playing in your laptop. This is why guys won't sleep with you...
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
and then he said "my sister has the same underwear!" please come get me.
Just pulled over to throw up in a day care parking lot while the kids were outside playing. The adults were mortified.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Stop inviting Kevin over. The dickless wonder started playing some strange Sci-FY music and speaking an alien language and the girls split.
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