yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
then they high fived as they party boyed me. I was a policewoman sandwhich. I love you halloween.
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
Our innocent game of 'Duck, duck, booze.' ended up not being so innocent
Im pretty sure at one point a very high you yelled, with actual tears in your eyes, "im not wrestling with you anymore, you dont respect my safe word!!"
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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