their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
Day 8 of being sober: Sniffed an empty beer bottle at a restaurent and almost licked it. This is not working
I should have but it might be too early in this fuckbuddyship to emasculate him
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
I hope he says my name when they're having anniversary sex this weekend.
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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