i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I have big tits. Rules don't apply to me.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I feel like I have to sign a death waver before I have sex with him...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
this st patricks day sucks
ill send jameson via bank tube 150+ miles
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I had Mac n cheese made with weed butter last night. Epic
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