I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
I asked her if she wanted to make this a permanent exclusive thing instead of a fuck buddy thing, and she just looked at me like I'm an idiot.
That's because you are an idiot.
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
I've hooked up with 3 different guys already this week...don't tell me I haven't been a productive member of society
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
i mean, not my actual scene but if someone says "PARTY" ill figure it out
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Now, one of you come feed me, the other read me my physics book...I'm too hungover for this shit...
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
I would also like you to tell your human bio class that I successfully smoked out the flu. 103 degree when I woke up yesterday. 100degree after one bowl. 4 more bowls and 16 hours later all that's left is a cough
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
Randomize
