How drunk are you??
I'm flawless.
Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
So our trip to Disney World ended in the three of us stripping at a gay club in orlando.
I don't remember how I broke my nose last night, but I woke up with dried blood everywhere. Also, you should tell that guy how you feel.
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
how drunk are you?
Several
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
I could not add him. He gets 5 likes on Instagram.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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